From: kaw4t@fulton.seas.Virginia.EDU (Kent A. Watsen) Subject: this is cp Date: 9 Jul 92 23:35:38 GMT Following is an original short story. its about 11 pages long, but well worth it. its entitled: One Week at the University ___ |1| ~~~ the LED readout in my visor registers 6:20pm, july 4, 1999. the year of the apocalypse. when the missile hit there was little left of the city. nowadays it's mostly just a smoldering ruin. scavengers are breaking into shops just to find something to eat. it's rough now but the counsel promised temporary relieve. my brother has finished his shower and we're headed out the door. there's no reason why we shouldn't enjoy the fireworks. my brother and i are drinking buddies. been drinking ever since he came to live with me at the university. so tonight is just another night. the scene is pretty cool. the smoke in this club is dense, but we like how it shades everybody in its haze. the music is pumping hard and the girls are all trying to look their best. they look good. my brother orders us the usual...double shots of tequila with a slice of lemon...and we scan the bar for some action. with the times like they are it's difficult not to take advantage of the underground. there is a lot of hard ice on the market, and we supply it. that's our gig. my studies of computer science engineering allow us to hack the hardcore programs, the ones that crack the ice. my brother has the connections. i like to keep to myself and listen to loud music. he has just spotted a couple of his buddies and moves in so other people can't hear him. i pull out my last cigarette. its broken, of course, but i need one now. the chair next to mine moves a little and a small woman helps herself to a seat. she offers me a light. "hi, my name is sandra. i hear that you crack ice well." i can see my brother from here. that's good, you never know what can happen sometimes and i like to know that everything is all right. "kw, i haven't seen you around here before" she is rather attractive and has expensive head gear, that means money. I'm interested but i want to hear what the bitch has to say. "well, i know that this is unusual, but a friend of mine has a connection which has turned up some tough software...it's a powerful virus. i heard you were good. i'm willing to pay whatever you charge." my brother has finished talking and is chilling out at the bar. I can see reflections of the neon signs above the bar in his mirrored shades. looking over, he gives me the sign...the one that means we just scored. "I like your proposal," i say just to fill in that inconvenient lull in the conversation. it feels like i'm trying to fill a black hole. "alright, kw. you'll hear from me soon, i took the liberty to look up your number so i'll phone later." i can't help but notice her shapely figure...perhaps this will work out for the best in more ways than one. my brother comes over. "we have some work ahead of us," he says. "they say there is this new virus on the market, and it looks like money for us." there are a lot of techno-kids here. you can always find them because their gear always include scanners and enhanced visual/audio interface. i tell my brother about sandra and her proposal and we discuss the situation. it's a go, but we have to keep it down. getting busted for hacking commercial software is a bitch, even if it is a virus. two more shot glasses appear and we toast our new success. chillin' out at our locale is standard protocol these days...so is sleep. we head back to my apartment and are pretty fucked up. that's cool. anyway, we're hyped about the cool shit we're about to crack so sleep will not come easy. fuck you, whoever you are...i'm fucked up and i feel good. that means that you can take a flying leap out of some tall building. because i am in such a daze. i hate feeling alone at night. sometimes i go crazy. ___ |2| ~~~ the dawn cracks through the window like a whisper...we're scared of its penetration into our somewhat secure environment, but know that it will not last for long. the phone rings. "hi, kw? this is sandra. can i come over?" i have not even finished my coffee. a morning ritual of mine. actually, i drink coffee all day when i sit at the computer. i give her an affirmative and ask for an ETA. enough time for a shower, but i gotta go. my brother is still in bed so i try to minimize sound while getting dressed. there is a knock at the door and sandra walks in. she walks lightly, but with a lot of control in her carefully placed steps. she looks better in the morning light, as if it were her natural element. my brother and i don't normally get up until around one or two in the afternoon, but i wanted to get some work done today and now sandra is here. "can i get you anything to drink?" i query. "i smell coffee. is it fresh?" is it fresh. like i don't have the cleanest apartment, clothes, and all around lifestyle. i like everything to be immaculate or in the trash. yes, i have a life, thank-you. her hand brushes mine and our eyes meet when i pass her the cup. just for a second i thought that she was about to smile...but she didn't. "alright, let's get cracking," she says while handing me a small black chip. "here is a copy of the program. it appears to hide itself once installed on a system, becoming translucent to the user. it then proceeds to collect data and monitor anything that happens. what sets it off is unknown. we do know what happens once it does, though. it takes over every computer it ever had contact with, the ice is so dense and complete there is nothing that can be done. we don't know where all that power is going, but somebody has gone through a lot of trouble to get it. if you don't have any questions, I would like to begin." i don't have any questions, but i would really like to know if she is seeing anybody steady. moving over to my console, i notice that my brother still has not moved. sandra has already positioned a chair for herself next to mine. i never understood why THEY took out the power override switch. the easiest solution is to turn the damn thing off. but then again, what good is a computer when its turned off? "nice deck, cowboy. havn't see one of these babies for a long time...heard they were difficult to use, not very user friendly." i love it when a girl talks tech. it just gets me so excited. my computer is the end product of some heavy research done by the boys down at MIT. most people found its interface difficult, preferring other models which represent data at a higher level of abstraction. not me, i like being close to the machine itself, and it's worth it. it can outperform most other consoles because it doesn't have to compute all those abstractions first. plus i have modified it myself a little. there is hardly a chip on the motherboard i haven't reconfigured. i have installed a great deal of security on my system which has successfully disabled every virus that has hit the market to date. just the same i don't want to take any risks. working with ice is like working with a radioactive material. you have to wear virtual gloves just to get near it. we jack into the grid and slot the chip into an available drive. immediately a message reports: "intrusion alert. scanning...system has encountered an unknown virus. core shield still intact." holy shit, i've never seen that message before. in fact, i wrote that particular portion of my virus scanner to pick up on any idiosyncrasy in my model's setup. no other computer that i know of allows a user to pick up on it. no wonder this ice is so hot, very hot. ___ |3| ~~~ some noise in the other room alerts me to my brother's presence. he steps into the room wearing my bathrobe. on his way to the coffee machine, he tosses me a chip while mumbling something i couldn't understand. i have seen this kind of chip before and i think it should help. i slot the chip and the grid shakes for just a second while it retrieves the information. a tetrahedron appears...that means AI, artificial intelligence. the tetrahedron moves through the grid, analyzing the structure of the matrix. it seems to center most of its effort in a distant sector, but the matrix is empty there. it returns to our location and reports: "the matrix is warped in sector (321, 104, 5)" sandra looks over at me with a look that tells me she thinks the ice has cloaked itself. but her eyes shift and she looks at me again...her crystal blue eyes penetrate right through me. suddenly she realizes that she has been staring at me for too long and smiles while trying to look innocent. i want to kiss her, but her attention moves back to the grid and those eyes go real wide. all i really saw was the last of the tetrahedron being sucked into the matrix and disappearing. an action like this is impossible to conceive, but whatever that ice is made of just took over an AI unit. like fighting fire with fire, the virus is AI too. we decide to break for a while and go over our strategy again. i freeze the matrix first so nothing can move while we are gone. its an awfully extreme measure but this thing is intelligent and you never know what it might think of. i throw some stir-fry in the wok and pour some more water into the coffee machine. sandra moves to the wok and methodically groups the elements by color. i don't really know how to use a wok other than heating up prefabricated veggie's and whatnot. she opens up the fridge and randomly pulls out items, throwing them in with everything else. she tells me that certain combinations break down in the body and combine to form a "smart food" that increases brain activity and improves memory access and retrieval. says she has been eating smart every since she entered the university. we sit on the cushions and talk casually while we eat. my brother likes to talk, so i listen while they discuss clubbing and upcoming raves. he had never been to a rave until he moved in with me, and now he can't get enough. that's the way it is with me too, and sandra expresses interest in going with us tonight. cool. "listen, i think we have learned some valuable characteristics which will help us already," i say while leaning back against a pillow. "one: it is taking advantage of a low priority default system which is hidden from any user without a console like mine. two: it is cloaking itself in a sector of the matrix which is seldomly used. three: it is intelligent. it is probably capable of mutating itself into whatever form necessary to take over a system. four: it has not penetrated my security yet, and that is a very unstable 'yet.' we will have to move fast every second that the matrix is not frozen. time is crucial." several hours later, sandra and i collapse in utter confusion. we have tried every standard, and several non-standard, approach in the book and have not been any more successful than eliminating a few possibilities. that's ok though, i mean the challenge is what makes it fun. not to mention that i really need the money and an hour of my time is worth a lot of money, so i don't mind watching my mental meter tick. we decide to call it a day. besides, we have to get ready for tonight. sandra will be back in a little. she said that she had to check on some other business and change clothes. with time on hand, my brother and i decide to start celebrating. he had gone out earlier and found some hype. we love to get hyped before a rave. the volume level on my stereo goes up to the twelve o'clock setting, that's loud. i have a favorite outfit to wear on occasions like these. i made it myself one day after consuming an ungodly amount of LSD. its was just a black, street outfit but i attached wires and other electronic components i found inside common household appliances after smashing them. sometimes i go crazy. my brother is more of a friend than anything. we interface on a level which denotes more then the standard sibling relationship. i like having him around. sort of gives me something to do. before i used to spend days without sleep or food in front of the console. before i used to do a lot of things. now i am more stable. now i have something that more resembles a healthy life. its almost midnight by the time we enter the club. this joint is really just a rented out warehouse. its sort of cool being able to see the skeleton structure which supports the building from the inside. the industrial image is on the frontier of fad. i'm not surprised to see others wearing gear similar to my own. i'm not surprised by much anymore. upon entering we locate a table overlooking the floor. there must be hundreds of people down there. one big moving mass of rhythm and ecstasy. my brother sees somebody he knows and leaves sandra and me alone. "would you like to dance?" she asks. dancing with sandra is like skating on fresh asphalt. everything feels right about it...we have no problem adjusting to each other's movements and soon are moving together with the precision professional dancers exert when trying out for an audition. fatigue strikes hard...must be the hype wearing off. she is coming down too, probably maxed out, she has had that look on her all night but i never asked. we find my brother at the table we found when coming in. he is with some friends but any friend of his is a friend of mine. that goes both ways. sandra likes to be near me...well, she hasn't taken her arm from around my waist since we left the floor. i like that. i like it a lot. leaning towards me she communicates her wish to be with me tonight. saying goodbye to my brother, she leads me out of the club and hails a cab to take us to her apartment... ___ |4| ~~~ a shower and shave in the morning do wonders after a night like that. and breakfast goes down with a smile. :) time to get back to work. luckily the mind keeps thinking when you are not. it seems like the dumbest idea, but it just might work. sandra believes that the smart food gave me the edge, but i rather like to believe its more something i knew all along and just couldn't bring to the surface. what am i talking about, she is probably right. it works and we analyze the code. amazing. stunning. beyond belief. words alone can not express the marvel uncovered. this ice is not only intelligent, its alive...well sort of. written by another computer, this virus is designed to feed the power of every computer it meets back to the core computer. every computer linked together like the neural network in the human brain. with each additional node, the mind is capable of performing greater and more flexible computations. this intelligent machine is getting smarter with each new acquisition of computational power. it was just an over sight, more likely it had no way ever knowing, that its virus would give itself away on a terminal like mine. the black station at my desk is all but obsolete nowadays. the only reason i have kept it is because i prefer the hardcore interface of the grid, none of that pansy shit for me. i have always understood computers better than abstractions anyway. maybe that's why i have such difficulty relating to people sometimes. its late so we call it a night. my brother can see that sandra wants to spend the night and gets lost. he has plenty of places to go. he always does. extroverts always do. ___ |5| ~~~ two days pass, and every attempt to deactivate this entity has failed. the virus program has infected thousands of computers now and the counsel is disturbed by the magnitude of this situation. sandra works for a private company and does not want me to release our findings. thats fine by me because i don't want any obnoxious authority on my back. the ice IS intelligent. i actually witnessed its internal mechanism unfold and mutate into something else. this is not good, but i can't even get the bitch out of my system. i am determined to defeat it. my brother, sandra, and i have been drinking more coffee than a house full of addicts. luckily, sandra knew of some smart concoctions which actually lower the body's need for sleep to a comfortable four hours a night. "WARNING. CORE SHIELD HAS FAILED," my computer beeps at me. this is bad. i see sandra collapsing next to me, giving up all hope. quickly, i remember my anti-virus's default if this were ever to occur...internal overload. another quirk in my computer allows a user to blow another PLA they use on the chip. doing this removes the user from the grid/matrix back down to the archaic two dimensional interface...even less user friendly then my current system. i press RETURN... Current time is 1:51:08:28a Enter new time: frustrated to hell, i slam the RETURN key again... Current date is Tue 07-10-1999 Enter new date (mm-dd-yy): FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! i slam the key again... C> argh! i remember studying this operating system back in eighth grade. well, looks like i'm about to take a crash course in it again. sandra is jumping around the room like some crazy bitch from hell. she'd better lay off the max. but she isn't crazy, she's happy. ecstatic for that matter. she rushes toward me. "you did it! you did it!" i haven't done anything. it was just a safety precaution i threw in there. but wait, she's right. true AI can not live inside 2D systems. thats was proved by a PhD candidate at MIT a year ago. i still have power. i still have control. i assemble a program to perform a matrix memory lookup. sector (321, 104, 5) is completely empty. nothing. its gone. rebooting my machine takes about ten minutes, the grid comes back as clean as a freshly shaven face. i could use a shave. i could use some sleep. moving over to the cushions on the floor, i collapse in sandra's arms. ___ |6| ~~~ the smoke is thick in here. it always is, but i've always appreciated the way it hides me from the others. people are always walking by. i see them pass sidelong glances in my direction. sometimes i hear my name as they go by. it been almost a month since disinfection. the systems engineers have been recoding the operating system so that such an intelligence would be unable to manifest again. at least there is a standard operating system which every console uses...installation will be painless. the government has opened a whole new branch just to study the actualization of artificial intelligence. they say that the project is 100% contained, but every hacker on the street knows that nothing is contained. we know better from experience. sandra has moved in with me now. she says she likes my wok, but she likes me more. that's cool. i really like her...she doesn't get in the way like other girls do sometimes. my brother has moved back in with my parents in washington DC. he wants to see his old friends. i guess he missed them a great deal in the last semester. i least i got to see him for awhile. it was good. sandra looks great on the other side of the table. her beautiful blue eyes. i finish my double shot of tequila with lemon and admire the ruthlessness of the techno-kids bopping to the industrial music. sandra finishes her smart drink and we go home. THE END -- _____________________________________________________________________________ Kent Watsen "If this were a virus, you would be dead right now, Kent@Virginia.edu fortunately it's not" -- Snow Crash ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~