From: kaw4t@fulton.seas.Virginia.EDU (Kent A. Watsen)
Subject: this is cp
Date: 9 Jul 92 23:35:38 GMT
Following is an original short story. its about
11 pages long, but well worth it. its entitled:
One Week at the University
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|1|
~~~
the LED readout in my visor registers 6:20pm,
july 4, 1999. the year of the apocalypse.
when the missile hit there was little left of
the city. nowadays it's mostly just a
smoldering ruin. scavengers are breaking
into shops just to find something to eat.
it's rough now but the counsel promised
temporary relieve.
my brother has finished his shower and we're
headed out the door. there's no reason why
we shouldn't enjoy the fireworks. my brother
and i are drinking buddies. been drinking
ever since he came to live with me at the
university. so tonight is just another
night.
the scene is pretty cool. the smoke in this
club is dense, but we like how it shades
everybody in its haze. the music is pumping
hard and the girls are all trying to look
their best. they look good. my brother
orders us the usual...double shots of tequila
with a slice of lemon...and we scan the bar
for some action.
with the times like they are it's difficult
not to take advantage of the underground.
there is a lot of hard ice on the market, and
we supply it. that's our gig. my studies of
computer science engineering allow us to hack
the hardcore programs, the ones that crack
the ice. my brother has the connections. i
like to keep to myself and listen to loud
music.
he has just spotted a couple of his buddies
and moves in so other people can't hear him.
i pull out my last cigarette. its broken, of
course, but i need one now. the chair next
to mine moves a little and a small woman
helps herself to a seat. she offers me a
light.
"hi, my name is sandra. i hear that you crack
ice well."
i can see my brother from here. that's good,
you never know what can happen sometimes and
i like to know that everything is all right.
"kw, i haven't seen you around here before"
she is rather attractive and has expensive
head gear, that means money. I'm interested
but i want to hear what the bitch has to say.
"well, i know that this is unusual, but a
friend of mine has a connection which has
turned up some tough software...it's a
powerful virus. i heard you were good. i'm
willing to pay whatever you charge."
my brother has finished talking and is
chilling out at the bar. I can see
reflections of the neon signs above the bar
in his mirrored shades. looking over, he
gives me the sign...the one that means we
just scored.
"I like your proposal," i say just to fill in
that inconvenient lull in the conversation.
it feels like i'm trying to fill a black
hole.
"alright, kw. you'll hear from me soon, i
took the liberty to look up your number so
i'll phone later." i can't help but notice
her shapely figure...perhaps this will work
out for the best in more ways than one.
my brother comes over. "we have some work
ahead of us," he says. "they say there is
this new virus on the market, and it looks
like money for us."
there are a lot of techno-kids here. you can
always find them because their gear always
include scanners and enhanced visual/audio
interface. i tell my brother about sandra and
her proposal and we discuss the situation.
it's a go, but we have to keep it down.
getting busted for hacking commercial
software is a bitch, even if it is a virus.
two more shot glasses appear and we toast our
new success. chillin' out at our locale is
standard protocol these days...so is sleep.
we head back to my apartment and are pretty
fucked up. that's cool. anyway, we're hyped
about the cool shit we're about to crack so
sleep will not come easy.
fuck you, whoever you are...i'm fucked up and
i feel good. that means that you can take a
flying leap out of some tall building.
because i am in such a daze. i hate feeling
alone at night. sometimes i go crazy.
___
|2|
~~~
the dawn cracks through the window like a
whisper...we're scared of its penetration
into our somewhat secure environment, but
know that it will not last for long. the
phone rings.
"hi, kw? this is sandra. can i come over?"
i have not even finished my coffee. a morning
ritual of mine. actually, i drink coffee all
day when i sit at the computer. i give her an
affirmative and ask for an ETA. enough time
for a shower, but i gotta go.
my brother is still in bed so i try to
minimize sound while getting dressed. there
is a knock at the door and sandra walks in.
she walks lightly, but with a lot of control
in her carefully placed steps. she looks
better in the morning light, as if it were
her natural element. my brother and i don't
normally get up until around one or two in
the afternoon, but i wanted to get some work
done today and now sandra is here.
"can i get you anything to drink?" i query.
"i smell coffee. is it fresh?"
is it fresh. like i don't have the cleanest
apartment, clothes, and all around lifestyle.
i like everything to be immaculate or in the
trash. yes, i have a life, thank-you.
her hand brushes mine and our eyes meet when
i pass her the cup. just for a second i
thought that she was about to smile...but she
didn't.
"alright, let's get cracking," she says while
handing me a small black chip. "here is a
copy of the program. it appears to hide
itself once installed on a system, becoming
translucent to the user. it then proceeds to
collect data and monitor anything that
happens. what sets it off is unknown. we do
know what happens once it does, though. it
takes over every computer it ever had contact
with, the ice is so dense and complete there
is nothing that can be done. we don't know
where all that power is going, but somebody
has gone through a lot of trouble to get it.
if you don't have any questions, I would like
to begin."
i don't have any questions, but i would
really like to know if she is seeing anybody
steady. moving over to my console, i notice
that my brother still has not moved. sandra
has already positioned a chair for herself
next to mine. i never understood why THEY
took out the power override switch. the
easiest solution is to turn the damn thing
off. but then again, what good is a computer
when its turned off?
"nice deck, cowboy. havn't see one of these
babies for a long time...heard they were
difficult to use, not very user friendly."
i love it when a girl talks tech. it just
gets me so excited. my computer is the end
product of some heavy research done by the
boys down at MIT. most people found its
interface difficult, preferring other models
which represent data at a higher level of
abstraction. not me, i like being close to
the machine itself, and it's worth it. it can
outperform most other consoles because it
doesn't have to compute all those
abstractions first. plus i have modified it
myself a little. there is hardly a chip on
the motherboard i haven't reconfigured.
i have installed a great deal of security on
my system which has successfully disabled
every virus that has hit the market to date.
just the same i don't want to take any risks.
working with ice is like working with a
radioactive material. you have to wear
virtual gloves just to get near it.
we jack into the grid and slot the chip into
an available drive. immediately a message
reports: "intrusion alert. scanning...system
has encountered an unknown virus. core
shield still intact."
holy shit, i've never seen that message
before. in fact, i wrote that particular
portion of my virus scanner to pick up on any
idiosyncrasy in my model's setup. no other
computer that i know of allows a user to pick
up on it. no wonder this ice is so hot, very
hot.
___
|3|
~~~
some noise in the other room alerts me to my
brother's presence. he steps into the room
wearing my bathrobe. on his way to the coffee
machine, he tosses me a chip while mumbling
something i couldn't understand. i have seen
this kind of chip before and i think it
should help. i slot the chip and the grid
shakes for just a second while it retrieves
the information. a tetrahedron appears...that
means AI, artificial intelligence. the
tetrahedron moves through the grid, analyzing
the structure of the matrix. it seems to
center most of its effort in a distant
sector, but the matrix is empty there. it
returns to our location and reports: "the
matrix is warped in sector (321, 104, 5)"
sandra looks over at me with a look that
tells me she thinks the ice has cloaked
itself. but her eyes shift and she looks at
me again...her crystal blue eyes penetrate
right through me. suddenly she realizes that
she has been staring at me for too long and
smiles while trying to look innocent. i want
to kiss her, but her attention moves back to
the grid and those eyes go real wide.
all i really saw was the last of the
tetrahedron being sucked into the matrix and
disappearing. an action like this is
impossible to conceive, but whatever that ice
is made of just took over an AI unit. like
fighting fire with fire, the virus is AI too.
we decide to break for a while and go over
our strategy again. i freeze the matrix first
so nothing can move while we are gone. its
an awfully extreme measure but this thing is
intelligent and you never know what it might
think of.
i throw some stir-fry in the wok and pour
some more water into the coffee machine.
sandra moves to the wok and methodically
groups the elements by color. i don't really
know how to use a wok other than heating up
prefabricated veggie's and whatnot. she opens
up the fridge and randomly pulls out items,
throwing them in with everything else. she
tells me that certain combinations break down
in the body and combine to form a "smart
food" that increases brain activity and
improves memory access and retrieval. says
she has been eating smart every since she
entered the university. we sit on the
cushions and talk casually while we eat. my
brother likes to talk, so i listen while they
discuss clubbing and upcoming raves. he had
never been to a rave until he moved in with
me, and now he can't get enough. that's the
way it is with me too, and sandra expresses
interest in going with us tonight. cool.
"listen, i think we have learned some
valuable characteristics which will help us
already," i say while leaning back against a
pillow. "one: it is taking advantage of a low
priority default system which is hidden from
any user without a console like mine. two: it
is cloaking itself in a sector of the matrix
which is seldomly used. three: it is
intelligent. it is probably capable of
mutating itself into whatever form necessary
to take over a system. four: it has not
penetrated my security yet, and that is a
very unstable 'yet.' we will have to move
fast every second that the matrix is not
frozen. time is crucial."
several hours later, sandra and i collapse in
utter confusion. we have tried every
standard, and several non-standard, approach
in the book and have not been any more
successful than eliminating a few
possibilities. that's ok though, i mean the
challenge is what makes it fun. not to
mention that i really need the money and an
hour of my time is worth a lot of money, so i
don't mind watching my mental meter tick.
we decide to call it a day. besides, we have
to get ready for tonight. sandra will be
back in a little. she said that she had to
check on some other business and change
clothes.
with time on hand, my brother and i decide to
start celebrating. he had gone out earlier
and found some hype. we love to get hyped
before a rave. the volume level on my stereo
goes up to the twelve o'clock setting, that's
loud.
i have a favorite outfit to wear on occasions
like these. i made it myself one day after
consuming an ungodly amount of LSD. its was
just a black, street outfit but i attached
wires and other electronic components i found
inside common household appliances after
smashing them. sometimes i go crazy.
my brother is more of a friend than anything.
we interface on a level which denotes more
then the standard sibling relationship. i
like having him around. sort of gives me
something to do. before i used to spend days
without sleep or food in front of the
console. before i used to do a lot of things.
now i am more stable. now i have something
that more resembles a healthy life.
its almost midnight by the time we enter the
club. this joint is really just a rented out
warehouse. its sort of cool being able to see
the skeleton structure which supports the
building from the inside. the industrial
image is on the frontier of fad. i'm not
surprised to see others wearing gear similar
to my own. i'm not surprised by much anymore.
upon entering we locate a table overlooking
the floor. there must be hundreds of people
down there. one big moving mass of rhythm and
ecstasy. my brother sees somebody he knows
and leaves sandra and me alone.
"would you like to dance?" she asks.
dancing with sandra is like skating on fresh
asphalt. everything feels right about it...we
have no problem adjusting to each other's
movements and soon are moving together with
the precision professional dancers exert when
trying out for an audition.
fatigue strikes hard...must be the hype
wearing off. she is coming down too, probably
maxed out, she has had that look on her all
night but i never asked. we find my brother
at the table we found when coming in. he is
with some friends but any friend of his is a
friend of mine. that goes both ways.
sandra likes to be near me...well, she hasn't
taken her arm from around my waist since we
left the floor. i like that. i like it a lot.
leaning towards me she communicates her wish
to be with me tonight.
saying goodbye to my brother, she leads me
out of the club and hails a cab to take us to
her apartment...
___
|4|
~~~
a shower and shave in the morning do wonders
after a night like that. and breakfast goes
down with a smile. :)
time to get back to work. luckily the mind
keeps thinking when you are not. it seems
like the dumbest idea, but it just might
work. sandra believes that the smart food
gave me the edge, but i rather like to
believe its more something i knew all along
and just couldn't bring to the surface. what
am i talking about, she is probably right.
it works and we analyze the code. amazing.
stunning. beyond belief. words alone can not
express the marvel uncovered. this ice is not
only intelligent, its alive...well sort of.
written by another computer, this virus is
designed to feed the power of every computer
it meets back to the core computer. every
computer linked together like the neural
network in the human brain. with each
additional node, the mind is capable of
performing greater and more flexible
computations. this intelligent machine is
getting smarter with each new acquisition of
computational power.
it was just an over sight, more likely it had
no way ever knowing, that its virus would
give itself away on a terminal like mine. the
black station at my desk is all but obsolete
nowadays. the only reason i have kept it is
because i prefer the hardcore interface of
the grid, none of that pansy shit for me. i
have always understood computers better than
abstractions anyway. maybe that's why i have
such difficulty relating to people sometimes.
its late so we call it a night. my brother
can see that sandra wants to spend the night
and gets lost. he has plenty of places to go.
he always does. extroverts always do.
___
|5|
~~~
two days pass, and every attempt to
deactivate this entity has failed. the virus
program has infected thousands of computers
now and the counsel is disturbed by the
magnitude of this situation. sandra works for
a private company and does not want me to
release our findings. thats fine by me
because i don't want any obnoxious authority
on my back.
the ice IS intelligent. i actually witnessed
its internal mechanism unfold and mutate into
something else. this is not good, but i can't
even get the bitch out of my system. i am
determined to defeat it. my brother, sandra,
and i have been drinking more coffee than a
house full of addicts. luckily, sandra knew
of some smart concoctions which actually
lower the body's need for sleep to a
comfortable four hours a night.
"WARNING. CORE SHIELD HAS FAILED," my
computer beeps at me. this is bad. i see
sandra collapsing next to me, giving up all
hope. quickly, i remember my anti-virus's
default if this were ever to occur...internal
overload. another quirk in my computer allows
a user to blow another PLA they use on the
chip. doing this removes the user from the
grid/matrix back down to the archaic two
dimensional interface...even less user
friendly then my current system.
i press RETURN...
Current time is 1:51:08:28a
Enter new time:
frustrated to hell, i slam the RETURN key
again...
Current date is Tue 07-10-1999
Enter new date (mm-dd-yy):
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! i slam the key again...
C>
argh! i remember studying this operating
system back in eighth grade. well, looks like
i'm about to take a crash course in it again.
sandra is jumping around the room like some
crazy bitch from hell. she'd better lay off
the max. but she isn't crazy, she's happy.
ecstatic for that matter. she rushes toward
me.
"you did it! you did it!"
i haven't done anything. it was just a safety
precaution i threw in there. but wait, she's
right. true AI can not live inside 2D
systems. thats was proved by a PhD candidate
at MIT a year ago. i still have power. i
still have control.
i assemble a program to perform a matrix
memory lookup. sector (321, 104, 5) is
completely empty. nothing. its gone.
rebooting my machine takes about ten minutes,
the grid comes back as clean as a freshly
shaven face. i could use a shave. i could use
some sleep. moving over to the cushions on
the floor, i collapse in sandra's arms.
___
|6|
~~~
the smoke is thick in here. it always is, but
i've always appreciated the way it hides me
from the others. people are always walking
by. i see them pass sidelong glances in my
direction. sometimes i hear my name as they
go by.
it been almost a month since disinfection.
the systems engineers have been recoding the
operating system so that such an intelligence
would be unable to manifest again. at least
there is a standard operating system which
every console uses...installation will be
painless.
the government has opened a whole new branch
just to study the actualization of artificial
intelligence. they say that the project is
100% contained, but every hacker on the
street knows that nothing is contained. we
know better from experience.
sandra has moved in with me now. she says she
likes my wok, but she likes me more. that's
cool. i really like her...she doesn't get in
the way like other girls do sometimes.
my brother has moved back in with my parents
in washington DC. he wants to see his old
friends. i guess he missed them a great deal
in the last semester. i least i got to see
him for awhile. it was good.
sandra looks great on the other side of the
table. her beautiful blue eyes. i finish my
double shot of tequila with lemon and admire
the ruthlessness of the techno-kids bopping
to the industrial music. sandra finishes her
smart drink and we go home.
THE END
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Kent Watsen "If this were a virus, you would be dead right now,
Kent@Virginia.edu fortunately it's not" -- Snow Crash
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