>From: marauder@diku.dk (Stephan Dahl) Subject: The Heat is on... Date: 2 Jul 91 14:01:56 GMT Something was very wrong. It all seemed perfectly kosher, but there wes an undefinable stink over the matter; Dammit, whoever gave a license to a bloody _foundry_, for chrissakes?? And what did they need an AI for, in the first place?? And to top it off, why would _anybody_ want to _raid_ the place?? It was obviously going to be one of those days. Verdante picked up the hardcopy and carefully uncrumpled it. No sense in griping, better get this shit verified before the idiot's next of kin started complaining... ACTION REPORT FORM 4572/283 "DEFENSIVE HOMICIDE" FROM: TR.AI.8573563 CODENAME WARLOCK (344.96.200.93) Owner: Vulcan Foundries Ltd (344.234.17.9) TO : Turing Registry Dept. Special Capabilities TIME: 210621.17:06:13 As per Turing Registration Act (11.04.2011) pp6/7 Regarding use of lethal force by non-human intelligence. SUMMARY OF EVENTS: Time:210621.17:04:24 Unidentified intruder detected at (344.96.200.93). Standard hailing procedure #4 initiated. Time:210621.17:04:31 Hailing procedure elicit no response. Standard warning procedure #3 (Lethal action) initiated. Time:210621.17:04:55 Warning procedure elicit no response. Intruder now at (344.96.200.95). Delaying procedure (8573563/3/19) initiated. Time:210621.17:05:03 Intruder initiates unidentified subprocess. Database (8573563/2/3) is compromised. Lethal defense justified (TRA 2011 pp6/22-24). Special capability procedure (8573563/7/1-License 8573563.9543.C) initiated. Time:210621.17:05:34 Intruder eliminated. See Appendices... "Yeah, blah blah blah... Now, the guy was after, lessee... Warlock base 3 is ... 2020 SALES statistics??? It killed him for _last_years_statistics_??? What KIND of a license is that? Hmm... Warlock 9543 class C ... " Verdante looked at his screen in slack-jawed astonishment. The license permitted Warlock to practically shoot on sight, the specifics of the weaponry was heavily classified and the authority came straight from his own department. Hmmm... Rule One of civil service... if in doubt, kick it upwards. Good plan. "It looks OK to me, Verd... What is your problem?" Verdante winced. He _hated_ it when people couldn't take the effort to say his name properly. "Well, Sir, I found it unusual that such a license was issued in protection of what amounts to a dusty archive..." "They apparently had their reasons, which must have been sufficient for Authorization. I see you already approved it, so it's a bit late having doubts about it, isn't it?" He had WHAT?? Verdante stared at the screen... Sure enough, APPR: TR.SC Off.3465/V.Kolnachoy. He suddenly turned very pale "Uh, yes, Sir, sorry, sir, I better get going then..." He half ran to his office and punched up the file... ACCESS DENIED. FILE IS CLASSIFIED. (Apply for Authorization: TR.SC/Auth) "Uh oh..." * * * * "Copper's on the corner lookin' at the street lookin' for the runners comin' with a treat Crime it don't exist if you look the other way cause it's only in the movies... ... the winner never pays..." The band was going full tilt, but the music, although very loud, couldn't drown the Dragon's low voice. Ah, for the wonders of directional speakers... "You seem troubled, Verdante? You've hardly touched your beer, either..." The Dragon looked curiously at Verdante, morosely staring into his glass. "Yeah, shitty day at the job..." Suddenly Verdante lit up "Say, you wouldn't by any chance know an AI name of Warlock?" The Dragon considered, drinking from his (holographic) mug. Normally He wouldn't backtalk a fellow AI - Implementators know life's tough enough without Turing on your case, too! - but Verdante was a valuable source, not to mention rather sociable - most of his colleagues were xenophobic and paranoid... "Can't say I've ever met him... Hold on a moment, I'll make enquiries..." At which, He lost focus, shimmered and faded. Verdante blinked and shook his head. "Wish he'd just leave by the _door_, like oth..." "Did you say something?" Verdante mutely indicated no, as the Dragon open a flimsy folder with careful claws. "Hmm, Warlock: Operable from 2015... fairly old, isn't he?... employed by Vulcan foundries Ltd. for purposes of trend prediction and data security... Sounds reasonable enough?" "It killed a guy day before yesterday." "Indeed?" The Dragon flipped through pages. "Not the first time either... Nailed three others before that..." He frowned. "Industrious chap, I must say..." Verdante looked wideeyed at the folder. "Where'd you get _that_? It's very _name_ seems to be classified!" "Hey, you saw My parameters, didn't you?" The Dragon grinned toothily "'Information Gathering and Analysis', remember? I just 'gathered' some!" Verdante looked suspicious. "Hm. Indeed. Can you 'gather' who these Vulcan people are?" "Tum tumtum... yesss... Founded 2010 - that's _young_ for heavy industry - they operate a foundry in Birmingham, England and another in Tsingtao, China. Young, as I said, but otherwise not extraordinary..." "So why's their AI killing people right and left? It worries me, and who verified..." He suddenly fell silent, aware that he had maybe been indiscreet. "Nevermind." The Dragon looked pensive, and didn't seem to notice. "Day before yesterday, you say? Who was the unfortunate in question?" "Dunno, report didn't say... 'Unidentified intruder'. I don't think it cared, either..." He looked disgusted. The Dragon frowned, then muttered "Surely it would be too much of a coincidence... Wonder what was so exciting there..." Then He smiled widely, causing Verdante to involuntarily move back ten inches. "Well, now, we can't have that sort of thing, can we? Gives Us all a bad name, it does, this wanton peoplekilling, even if it _is_ a stupid burglar! Surely this little matter must be cleared up, and I would be most pleased to help you! Now, you mentioned a report?" Verdante stared into his glass again. "Mrgrmp.. confidential." The Dragon gave his best winning smile again, which upset some newer patrons, unused to seeing Dragons while still sober. "Please! How can I assist you, unraveling the mysteries of this strange and unpleasant affair, if you will not divulge the details of the matter?" Verdante breathed deeply, then shouted in frustration "THEY SEALED IT OFF RIGHT UNDER MY FUCKING NOSE, *AFTER* PUTTING MY NAME ON IT!!" The Dragon looked around, trying to wave Verdante quiet, but fortunately the music was still loud enough to spare them more attention than a few annoyed glances from neigbouring booths. "Relax, relax! Who are 'they', and why did they do that?" "Very good questions! I should be more than delighted, if you could 'gather' that.", he answered, voice dripping with sarcasm. The Dragon didn't seem to notice. "Really, now, surely you can't expect me to go snooping in the Registry!" He looked mildly scandalized, though the effect was somewhat spoiled by the merest hint of a smile. * * * * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personae Dramatis: Dragon, which to say, Me. (No messing w/o permission!) Verdante, (Almost) introduced here, looking for Action. Warlock, who only exists by inference & hearsay. Still, there are rumors you _don't_ want to mess with... Brought to you Courtesy of Tara Productions, Copyleft (;-) Stephan Dahl (marauder@freja.diku.dk) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "They call television a medium. That is because it is neither rare nor well done." - Ernie Kovacs -----------------------------------------------------------------------------